She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
As shirtless as possible
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
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