Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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