In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize