i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Blood and glitter go together right?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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