their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
fuck your aforementioned shoe
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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