So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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