Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
