Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Found your dick twin last night
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
there is glitter all over my balls
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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