Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
So many bounce houses so little time
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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