I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
sarcasm needs its own font
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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