so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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