She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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