just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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