Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
