Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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