You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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