Everything about him screamed your future.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Randomize
