Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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