TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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