He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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