In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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