I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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