You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Randomize
