I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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