That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
sex in a hospital.. check
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Randomize
