i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
