Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
just tell him i said nine months
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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