help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I want her autograph on my taint
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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