I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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