i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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