So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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