this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I have already put on my inside pants.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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