I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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