Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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