I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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