I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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