How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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