My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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