My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize
