I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
The police scanner is talking about you again....
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Pooping to opera.
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