Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
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You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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