Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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