do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
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