She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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