She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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