I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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