...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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