Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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