So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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