Dual....:-)
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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