Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Fuck appropriateness.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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