i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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