To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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