is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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