Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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