And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She's the barista slut.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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