Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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