i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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