hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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