Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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