A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
you never un-have a 4some
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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