We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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