I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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